Thursday, July 3, 2008
Yo Homegirl, That Bitch Be Drownin'!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
You Have a Friend Named Anne Revolting?!
So… Roxie is wondering: Does grey toothpaste really make your teeth whiter? She recently switched to a new Colgate toothpaste that claims it’s whitening, but it makes her spit grey. What is that about?
Anyhoo today we played rockband with Mark, Frankie, and Netto. It rocked. We beat their arch-rival: Boston. It was good times. Portuguese wine was involved. Mmm.
Reno dug a trench for more hours than she slept. We tried to rejuvinate her with this weird Hiro energy drink that Roxie got on the streets back at school as a free sample. It was disgusting. Moral of the story: STICK TO REDBULL. Hiro is gross (as are most other energy drinks).
Roxie is currently in the process of uploading more musical theater to her computer and reading Son of a Witch. Surprise, surprise. EWW. She just found a spider in her book. She closed the book. Now it’s dead.
We’ve also decided to create a music video of this summer to Hey Muscles, I Love You by Muscles. Be on the lookout for that video-to-come!
Yup yup. That’s all, folks.
Monday, June 2, 2008
88 Inches of Therapy
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Not Working At Hooters
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Lesbian Puppy
Yesterday was pretty blah thanks to the weather and all of our commitments. Roxie got a haircut, Reno dug a ditch. The good news is that Roxie is officially working as a camp counselor this summer, and Reno is almost 100 percent sure that she will too. Fabulosity abounding. We will get lifeguard certified and you will see us standing around near brown lakes blowing whistles and fastening life vests on small children. It is going to be a blast. More on that later.
We visited one of our friends yesterday, Joey. Joey is officially totally insane and brilliant and hilarious. We have decided to make a documentary that is just an hour of him talking, because the boy's brain works like none other. Then we left after a brief discussion since Reno was like falling asleep against a wall and mumbling that her hands hurt.
Possible trips for the future:
Duke Gardens! - next week sometime.
Child's Park!- Saturday! We are recruiting our hiking crew for another fun-filled day of waterfalls and roadtrips. Mmm. Taste the happy. (Michael Bluth: "It tastes kind of like sad...")
TUNES FOR GOONS
Happily, we just downloaded the entirety of Gotye's album Like Drawing Blood after a year of dabbling in our favorite tracks. Freaking sweet, guys. Unique, melodic, catchy, amazing. The beloved classic is of course Heart's a Mess. The video is dark and sucks you in. Something about the animation, the images...
The song will stay with you, I know it. Once you've grown to adore it, have a listen to this totally rocktastic DLake remix. The indie music world is all about the Ocelot remix, but I much prefer DLake, maybe because I stumbled upon it like half a year ago and it blew my mind because I didn't know anyone even knew who Gotye was. Oh yeah, not to mention that Gotye's album of Like Drawing Blood remixes included a version of this.
MP3: Gotye- Heart's a Mess (DLake Remix)
Then there's the unbelievably upbeat and dancy tune of Learnalilgivinanlovin. With a name like that, who could refuse?
MP3: Gotye- Learnalilgivinanlovin
I'm getting overexcited here but I can't very well post the entire album. I'll guess I'll close it all up with this sad, sweet jam from Boardface: Out Here In The Cold. Good for rainy days and wistful gazes out the window.
MP3: Gotye- Out Here In The Cold
Enjoy!
Toodles noodles.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Preggo My Eggo
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY, YOU IS A PUNK
Speaking of Robyn, Konichiwa Bitches has to be one of our favorite songs EVER. Just check out the crazy ass video, which includes everything from superhero costumes to monkeys and fake glasses.
It's sassy and silly and punchy and fits us to a T. Listen to it. Love it.
So anyway, we ended up going to Goodwill and it was freaking sweet. We got some cowboy boots, ankle boots, a Fruits Basket kid's tee, a crepe-maker, and Reno bought a couple big dreamcatchers for her soon-to-be kickabutt dorm room. On the way back there was traffic and Reno stalled the car at a light because she was dancing in her seat and weaving her arms allover the car. We made a note to avoid such behavior during precarious manual-shift moments. We have gone our separate ways to manger a little dinner and then it's out again for some potential Rock Band-age with Mark and Tom or maybe a movie. Who knows? The world is your oyster when you are two girls of ferocious fabulosity.
WHAT ABOUT THE TUNAGE
The rain has us all in a swoony funk, so here's some music to match. We do so dearly love the new Death Cab For Cutie song, all eight and a half minutes of it. Perfect for lying about on beds and wondering where you are going today or what you are doing or why you went running and forgot that the water was shut off so you couldn't take a shower after and must therefore remain stinky for the rest of the afternoon...
MP3: Death Cab For Cutie- I Will Possess Your Heart
Another amazing slow song is this Four Tet remix of Caribou's Melody Day, the original of which is fantastic as well. This version is better suited to the dark trees and drippy windows we have been seeing so much of lately. I owe my knowledge of this one to good ol' Good Weather For Airstrikes, which remains our fave music blog of all.
MP3: Caribou- Melody Day (Four Tet remix)
Shplaters, gators.